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Top Plastic Surgeons Knowledge Base

Can you give me names of top plastic surgeons?? Who are the worlds best facial plastic surgeons with excellent credentials and top-notch clientel? (Particularly those specialising in lip+ cheek augmentation as well as rhinoplasty)

Who are the top 5 plastic surgeons in Virginia? I am looking to get some work done within a year.

Who are the top plastic surgeons in new york?

WHO is the top plastic surgeons in the world?

Who are the top plastic surgeons in Toronto, Canada?

I have scars & keloids of a road accident on my stomach,any one knows of a TOP plastic surgeon? I was run over by a bus when I was 18. It was a miracle that I survived, however in the last minutes when the doctors had to rush to stop all that internal bleeding they could not think about "beauty" (They didn't think I would live long!). Anyway, I am now 31 and am seriously thinking of a change to a better more normal look! Does anyone know a Plastic surgeon who can do miracles? I live in Virginia.

Is there a list of highly rated plastic surgeons? Hi, ok so I have been thinking of getting a nose job, but I am a really paranoid person. I have been researching everything. I need to know if there is some kind of list of plastic surgeons w/ a good track record. I have been typing in best surgeons & top surgeons, but it only gives you a Dr.s private page b/c he considers himself the best, not a real list. I am really scared of botched surgery's. I want a good surgeon. I am in Philadelphia, so I want a Dr. In Philadelphia or NJ or NY or something close by. ANy personal experiences? Thanks alot! Only serious answers [please or I will report abuse.

Looking for top new york city plastic surgeons for mini tummy tuck? Please let me know of any publications or websites I can look this up....thanks

Reconstructive Plastic Surgeons??? I am looking for a reconstructive surgeon in the U.S. Does anyone know a website where it lists the top 10 plastic surgeons or reconstructive surgeons? (I only want the best of the best!) Thnx

Why are Osteopaths allowed to practice plastic surgery in Iowa? I noticed a top plastic surgeon in Des Moines is a DO and not an MD. I thought Osteopaths were like Chiropractors. I don't understand how an Osteopath could be allowed to legally practice plastic surgery, i.e, perform breast reductions and put in implants, reattach fingers, give face lifts, liposuction, etc. That seems like an area of medicine that only a MD should be allowed to train for and perform.

can anyone tell me whoz the top best plastic surgeon in india?

Can anyone provide information on Cosmetic, Plastic Surgeons in India, PLEASE!? Thx a bunch.? URGENT, NEED ASAP - top five (5) Cosmetic/Plastic Surgeons in India. Also, if you have ANY information, on the BEST Cosmetic/Plastic surgery hospitals in India also contact me ASAP! onejazin@yahoo.com Thx in advance for any assistance you provide. AJ

What classes in high school do I need to take to become a plastic surgeon? I want to become a plastic surgeon and I need to know all the classes I need to take from beginning to end to have the best chance to get into a excellent plastic surgery school oh and by the way does anyone know of the top 5 leading plastic surgery school. Thx

Can you win a dispute 4 plastic surgery charge? I paid top dollar to a plastic surgeon to perform liposuction on me. He made me believe that my resultys would be amazing. 3 months after my surgery, I see minimal results. I disputed it on my Amex card. Do you think I have a chance at winning for a service that was not rendered?

oral surgeons/plastic surgeons only please...chicken or egg question? I want to have my teeth worked on, they are very slightly crooked, I'm looking at doing invisilign on the top only. I also want to have a chin augmentation - not the sliding g, but the implant. I know the implant won't affect my bite, but is it better to have the surgery or the braces first from a cosmetic perspective? Or does it not matter?

What exactly does it mean when a plastic surgeon is "board certified"? I just read on TMZ.com that Dr. Rey of "Dr.90210" is not board certified, yet here he is on this show being profiled as if he is the best in the business. Quite confusing. This means someone could be butchered by Dr. Rey and then later blamed for not checking him out. One naturally assumes that because he is on a show, he must be at the top of his game.

Are there plastic surgeons that operate on arms and feet? I am interested in knowing weather there are surgeons that perform surgeries to shorten the length of the bones in the arms for people that have excessively long, skinny monkey-like arms. This has been one of the most damning features of my appearance. It shares the spot with my feet, which are excessively big for my stature as well as flat and weird looking, as features that make my body look ugly. So, are there doctors that also perform surgery on the feet to make them smaller, or at least, less flat? I may also consider surgery to make to length of my legs shorter as well, being that I have a small looking, weak trunk/upper body. I would like to be more top-heavy like a real human. Long-limbs and short trunks are reminiscent of miscegenation with primitive monkey-races. this wasn't made for laughter, you nigger-loving piece of shit!

Anyone know the average cost of a Titan laser treatment to the jaw and neck? I am looking for a board certified dermatologist or plastic surgeon who is top notch. Thanks!

What cosmetics/beauty products are top notch? Prevage, Liftfusion, Creme de la Mer, Dr.Brandt, other items sold specifically by plastic surgeons/dermatologists? If you're really looking to get items that actually WORK, instead of being high priced advertisement scams, and basically regular o'stuff which just basically moisturizes if anything else, what items should you definitely trust your money into? Also, what types of makeup is generally the best? MAC? Also with hair products? Thanks!!

What are these bumps under my arms? I need a Plastic Surgeon? My armpits are "outies" instead of "innies". Does anyone else have these or heard of them? I've had them since i was young and i hate them. I feel like telling my doctor they hurt so he can remove them Can anyone tell me what they are? I don't like it because i can't wear tank tops or sleeveless tops without being embarassed. I can't explain them. If any of you had barbies back in the day you wll know what i mean. When u opened or lifted their arm there was a lump, well thats what i have. Please help. If you want me to send a pic please email me, or if you know a plastic surgeon, please email me too. Thank u =)

Which are the top ten best Medical Schools in California? Which universities are the best in the medical fields for students wanting to be plastic surgeon

hi iam so severely disfigured i hate leaving the house due to the stares and the abuse kids shout at me? ive had stuff like this all my like i have been told by 3 top plastic surgeons to go on diet before they can put me rigtht and acceptable to society but trouble is my weight is well against me like 4 stone how can i shift that quickly dont for get i cant goto a gym am house bound please help i ant live like this forever of the face

Girls,and free plastic surgery? Girls if you were offered free plastic surgery by a top surgeon ,to have the perfect body/looks,.What would you have done/altered and why.? PS; I am not OFFERING free surgery ,just being nosey.

Face lift joke, anyone? (Dirty)? A vain forty year old woman decides to have a face lift & with her wallet as large as her ego, gets one of the top plastic surgeons money can buy. She gets her face done & pays the 200 grand & the doc tells her, “I put two screws behind each of your ears so you can tighten as needed to keep your fresh young look” The woman is pleased but after two years have passed, she wakes up & notices bags under her eyes. She furiously storms to the surgeons’ office. “I paid you 200 grand, what the hell are these under my eyes?!!” The surgeon replies, “Lady, those aren’t bags under your eyes…they’re your T!TS.” “…and if you don’t stop turning those screws, you’re going to have a beard & a double chin!”

Top 5 Salarys for doctors? What are the top 5 such as cardiology dentistry plastic surgeon and so on... 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

what is your favorite top ten list? I thought this was funny... Top Ten Signs You've Chosen a Bad Plastic Surgeon 10. Your nose is attached with velcro. 9. In the operating room, you notice a lot of cans of Play-doh. 8. Your new cheek implants feel suspiciously like ketchup packets. 7. Paper bags with eyeholes for sale in the reception area 6. His waiting room is crawling with Jacksons. 5. After several minutes in the sun your forehead melts. 4. At first visit, he nervously asks, "You didn't see '60 Minutes' last Sunday, did you?" 3.The last thing you hear as you go under anesthetic is, "Sweet dreams, Mr. Face-on-your-ass!" 2. You're a guy, you go in for a nose job, and you come out a 36 Triple D. 1. Your name is Cher.

Becoming a Plastic Surgeon? Please help me with the breakdown / pathway to becoming a plastic surgeon. I have searched this topic and received decent answers but I'd like more details. Q1: Is 4.0 GPA that people deem as necessary to become a plastic surgeon regarding high school and/or college grades? I understand HS GPA is important in getting into a school for your undergrad edu, but does it play a role in succeeding in getting into the career directly? Q2: I've narrowed down to these undergrad/grad schools as my top goals: Harvard University, Yale University, John Hopkins University, or Stanford University. Which of these do you feel is the best to strive for? (if your preference is not in the list please give me your preference.) Q3: I know you have to go through 4 years of undergrad + 4 years of medical school, but I'm not clear as to what happens after that. What are the options or what do I have to do after this? Q4: Besides science classes is it beneficial to get involved in art? (to improve performance)

Gynecomastia Plastic Surgery Question? Hi There, I had Gynecomastia 2 years ago, I have had 2 operations to remove the tissue.. the results are ok.. however there is a "pit" or hole behind the nipple area (where the tissue was). The fat and muscle on top and bottom cause the nipple to dip inside, and when I flex, my breast muscle, my nipples just fold.. Today I got back from another plastic surgeon, and he suggested to injest "alloderm" into the dipped area, and fill it in with "Alloderm" . He said it would give me a nice shape, however he notified me that the material is from donated human skin tissue supplied by US AATB-compliant tissue banks (dead people who donated). I do not want that kind of material in my body for cosmetic reasons. The other type of solution he had was fat injection, but the results won't be as good as the Alloderm. I was wondering if anyone had a different solution for me. thanks.

How much money to bring to lebanon? Guys if someone were traveling to lebanon and wanted to show off properly in front of others, should they bring about 2 million bucks or 5 million? I mean is that enough to make them the center of attention? Will they have flocks of people ruching them. Also what is the top fashion clothing to bring since i know the lebanese in lebanon loves to always have the best of the best in everything materialistic? Also would it help that im a great plastic surgeon?

Is it possible to cover up the redness caused by rosacea, using plastic surgery procedures? I mean, can surgeons develop a layer of skin and paste it on top of the affected rosacea area so that the redness doesnt show anymore, permanently???

How do you fade a large scar? I was in a car accident about a month and a half ago, and I have a very large scar that covers most of the top of my left hand. The injury was a burn, and I have a skin graft on part of it. The plastic surgeon who did the skin graft gave me a product called "ScarFade", but I had a bad reaction to something in it. Does anyone know of anything to fade a large scar? It is very red, and I think it's ugly!

There are women out there with breast equaling the width of a desk top printer? But yet, they look like they weigh a buck o five. (105)how is this even possible? yea, there are plastic surgeons out there who will do it, but doesnt the skin rip. or where does the excess skin come from. isn't it uncomfortable. if you dont believe me, check out this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eU7yqrs6xI

Need some advice on what i can do to get $1500.00 back for a down payment for plastic surgery.? I decided i wanted to get plastic surgery but i didnt have good credit so i decided to contact a finance company . First they told me that i needed a $500 deposite for a consultation with 1 of there "top" surgeons. the money was refundable if i decided not to get it. when i meant the doctor he was rude and i got a bad vibe from him. but i thought since he's one of the best in NY then i should just choose him . i gave $1000.00 more to the finance company to "secure the plastic surgery date". Now i decided that i dont want to go threw with it . when i signed the application that they faxed me it said that " by signing this paper you cant get a refund whats so ever" Does anyone know if there is anything that i can do to get my money back. Should i speak to lawyers? please help thank you so much.

Becoming a plastic surgeon? I know that it's been asked many times, but what are the top 5 colleges? I have a 4.0 GPA. So how many years does it take in school and being an intern overall?

The Top 16 Signs Your Kids Have Been Watching Too Much Jerry Springer? During Sunday sermon, they hold a palm up to the pastor and say, Talk to the hand! Every night at the dinner table, it’s the same routine: “Eat your vegetables, and the chairs go flying. You’ve had to replace the baby-sitter with three burly stagehands. Dinner topic: Teenage boys who hide Playboys under their mattresses. Junior’s new mastery of the headlock has made him the star of his high school debate team. Have evolved from playing Doctor to Plastic Surgeon specializing in Male Enlargement. They want to know why they only live in a house instead of a doublewide trailer. At the dinner table, little Billy announces a surprise guest: your secretary/mistress. Your Elvis shrine ain’t been Endusted in two weeks. Her tendency to hop up on tables, tear her shirt open and dance suggestively has gotten you banned from more than one Chuck E. Cheese. Your youngest has stopped calling you Mommy in favor of Crack-ho. Math: C- History: D+ English: F Interviewing Transvestite Hookers: A+ Last year, when you told him to clean his room, you merely got a sullen look. This year you get a dining room chair over your head. Your son asks if anyone makes a DNA paternity test kit for Cabbage Patch Kids. During that little talk with Junior, you’re forced to admit that you don’t know if hermaphrodites are birds or bees. Poor Ken just found out he hasn’t been dating Barbie, but GI Joe in drag.

How do you find the "BEST DOCTOR"? You know...? the ones you read about "the top pediatric neurosurgeon in the country" and "world reknowned plastic surgeon", the "leading oncologist" etc. We see a lot of doctors, and they are, for the most part, terrific, but what if I want to see the "BEST" one there is?? Where would I go to find that information?

What is the worst Christmas present you have ever received (can you top my personal experiences)? there are too many for me to count. My grandmother on my dad's side is unique (for lack of a better word). A few years ago she bought me her favorite wrapping paper so I could wrap her gift (the one I was supposed to get her). The same year she boosted a "breast augmentation" pamphlet and dvd from a plastic surgeon's office and gave it to my sister. Then she gave my brother an "United States Navy" enlistment information. I wish I could make this stuff up...

Whats my friends problem?Yes im beautiful? And shes a total pig and a bit of a trollop but shes being a right cow lately.I went out with her last night and i met this really good looking bloke so as not to look bad i told her to go and stand in the corner where she wouldnt be seen.Anyway after a few to many lagers she came over crying all over my new D&G top saying she wanted to go home as she was too ugly to be seen with me.I told her she was right but that she shouldnt worry as she made me look more gorgeous when i was next to her.With that she wobbled off snot and tears everywhere.Well you can only imagine the shame i felt so i called her this morning saying i really didnt need a friend like her.Ive passed on a plastic surgeons number to her and told her that unless she bucks up her looks then i wont speak to her again.I mean some people!She shouldve just been grateful that id be seen with her dont you think?

Decorating New Medical Office & Waiting Room Need Pictures?? I am looking for possible websites, photos, books, etc. of pictures of beautiful new Plastic Surgeon Offices. I have already looked on HGTV and that sort of stuff but everything is ideas for Home. Where to buy top quality furniture, art work, silk plants at a discounted price. I just need decorating picture ideas of traditional P.S. Offices. Any suggestions greatly appreciated!! :)

Do you think we are better looking than Celebs? Honestly I think we "nobodies" are! Sure these stars look flawless in movies and the red carpet, but anyone can if they have professional hair stylists and makeup artists(not to mention a plastic surgeon). I mean, usually the hair we see on their heads does not even really naturally belong on their head. I can guarantee pretty much all of you look better than this: http://www.celebrities-suck.com/photos/melaniegriffithsnomakeup.jpg http://www.celebrities-suck.com/photos/beyoncenomakeup.jpg http://www.celebrities-suck.com/photos/pamelaandersonnomakeup.jpg http://glamourmag.typepad.com/fashionbeauty__insider/images/bty060718.jpg http://whitooutmakeup.skyrock.com/pics/614998162_small.jpg Sure, they are ok looking, but consider the surgeries, tweaks and top-of-the-line fitness training they have have had on themselves before these pictures were taken. I just hate the fact that magazines have the nerve to name these people the most beautiful people of the world. They are not.

Thailand plastic surgery? i would be really interested to hear from anyone whos had plastic surgery done in thailand!... as, i am interested in having a few proceedures done!. lower face, upper eyes, lip lift, fat transfer to face!.... or anyone that can recommend a top thai cosmetic surgeon! id be so greatfull for any advice!........

Scar healing on face? I had a small skin tag removed from top of eyebrow by excision and the plastic surgeon used very fine stitches to close the wound. The wound healing process i was told happens like this. First, some blood vessels come, then bring in some fibroblasts and then these contract, producing lines, which cause scars. However, 6 months have past and the the scar has not quite produce a line. It is sort of like a tiny pink web shape scar. I generally have good health and was wondering why this has happened? Is this normal at this stage?

Ruptured sebaceous cyst; is it a really big problem? I've had a sebaceous cyst on the top of my head for the past few months. It has recently grown red and really stretched the skin out. A couple nights ago, I accidentally bump the bump and feel some seriously searing pain. Now, the bump has started to decrease in size, but now the surrounding areas have started to swell. I had scheduled a meeting with a plastic surgeon to remove the cyst, as well as any others around my scalp. Now, I'm worried that I may have to bump this up because I don't know how serious this is. My right gut is screaming that I need to see the surgeon yesterday, but I don't want to force this forwards unless I really have to. Any advice?

Removal of a cyst on face? I have a cyst on near my eye on the top bridge of my nose. I have had it removed by a plastic surgeon TWICE and it won't go away. Has anyone else ever had this problem? Do I get a second opinion?

Has any member noticed that the government never disclose wages and expenses of all members of Parliament? They are fast off the mark when criticising other spending,they have a licence to print their own money, did you see the top of the range(Range Rover) towing a top of the range caravan,and 2 top of the range motorhome full of bodyguards BECKET had going on her holidays, the money would have been better spent on a plastic surgeon.

My 4 year old has streched her ear help!!!? I have a 4 year old who first got her foot caught in the rungs of a chair a few weeks ago, then tried to get down and tripped and hit her ear on the table on the way down- doctor said they couldn't do anything about it- it couldn't be drained, but yet the top of her left ear is permanently swollen on top- now I take out her christmas earrings on that side to reveal that she had gotten her earring pulled somehow and ripped the front of her piercing a little so now on the same side her ear is slighly ripped- I have had those earrings in for almost 3 weeks, so it is totally healed. HELP!! who can fix this?? Can I take her to any old plastic surgeon?? I know there is one here who does boob jobs and the like- but I have never seen a pediatric plastic surgeon-- my husband thinks its fine-it's not-- noone likes to go through life with something "wrong" with them. Any advice would help-

What does this dream mean? I keep having this dream-nightmare that I literally lose my head but I am still alive.Then the doctor puts it back into place with a lot of stitches and I end up looking like Frankestein. Then I obviously feel really self conscious and I don't want to go out in public but my husband tells me that I have to move on and that I have to be responsible and go to work, NOTE:in real life I work for a psycho doctor (dermatologist-plastic surgeon). She is a narcissist and I hate that job. All of her employees have left her because she is unbearable. I am the only one left. She has given me raises to prevent me from leaving her but I can't stand that selfish "doctor" (yeah, her ways are not the most legal, on top of everything)

My daughter is 2 mths old and just in a week her soft spot has almost fused together.What could happen? She also has some mass right on top of the soft spot. She was born with this but it doubled in size in the last three weeks. Her doctor sent her to a plastic surgeon to remove it and he wouldnt touch it because of the soft spot. Now her doctor is sending her to a nuero surgeon but they say they cant get her in for a month and a half. I am worried because were the soft spot is fusing you can only fit maybe a pin in between the bone. What do I do to make them take this serious? Is this serious? I am making her doctor see her again but they have never even ran test on the thing that looks like a cyst or have even said what it could be.She got concerend about the size and said she wanted it off as soon as possible to biopsy. Now that the plastic surgeon whouldnt touch it she says oh dont worry this can wait awhile to be looked at by neuro. Please if any one knows,Im not even sleeping at night.

How come Liv Tyler...? She's one of the most beautiful, underrated women in Hollywood and her lips are the sexiest and most unique(not wrinkly over-fleshy lips) that no plastic surgeon can achieve and she has a good, healthy voluptous figure and great skin! How come she's seldom listed as one of the top 50 most beautiful people or polls like that?(Although those lists are stupid)

Worst Pick Up Line Ever? Am I a target for bad pick up lines?!! I think this tops it off. "Who's your plastic surgeon?"

Funny or Not? THE KNOB A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.' Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. 'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.' The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.' She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.'

Should I submit this editorial to my school paper, or is the point too abstract? As a small town girl, I know what it's like to dream. It's part of our definition; we dream like gravity is a sheer seven letter word and the least of all things that will keep us down. And when she morphs into a designer and moves away to the big city in the fashion magazine she won't forget this place, there'll be a stainless steel-framed picture of her and her friends on a lifeguard stand in the top drawer of her dresser, the one beneath the window that spies the Eiffel Tower. Gravity won't keep her here. And he from your math class with the Playboy, he who always has all the answers somehow, he's going straight to the West Coast to the top intensive neurological care hospital in the world where he'll perform hemispherectomies and lobectomies and spinal cord rejuvenations with a scalpel in his hand like he holds the wand to the world. And gravity tugs on him just enough to keep 508-457-8134 as number seven on his speed dial. She who dreams in the mirror at you, don't be fooled, she's not dreaming. She's wishing. From Seaview Boulevard, Doctor looks out upon the ocean from the life that his Playboy built. The pages that dictated to him and the images that began to replace the valid figures in his life. The men on page after page became his friends, and then, no, his best enemies. And, yes, Europe is treating her just fine, thank you for asking. Does she drink the fine wine? Occasionally, but the magazine doesn't really like that. And the croissants are fine as well, thank you, but the magazine doesn't really like that either. Why, you ask? Well, does Miss Bonybrunettewearingafinepieceoftonimaticevskytonight eat croissants? No, thank you, she does not. Why, then they'd have to change her name. Oh, but they look so buttery and flaky and good. Tell that to Miss HauteCouturePariswearingafinepieceofskintonight. She tried but the magazine didn't like that. Skin is enough for you, darling, but not too much, gorgeous, the clothes look much finer hanging on sticks. Gravity lost hold around page three. And from over the top of my Teen Vogue and your CosmoGIRL! and her Inquirer (headline: America's Next Top Waddle), the world looks quite small and quite beachscene and yes, she looks quite fabulous in that new bathing suit, thank you. And the words creep off the page and into our hearts and souls thicker than seaweed and faster than a spilled bottle of ink – was it the spilled ink that made the words form on this page? Were these thoughts accidental, were these scrawls simply accidents caused by another one of gravity's abnormalities? Oh, no, darling, this blasphemy was created very much on purpose. Don't worry, just like Doctor knew he had to get off the Cape and out of the fridge and into someone's head, the pages are whispering you to sleep and becoming the lyrics of your lullabies… Thin/Beautiful/Rich/ Famous/Shelookslikeafinepieceofleadwrappedinskintonight. The words are jumping off the sheen and into your head – oh, and so is his scalpel, so hold on tight. The images are becoming your best friends, and then, no, your best enemies. But we've heard this all before, and you know how this story ends. Because you are the Paris-bound designer in her early stages, slurping up the images and captions like you've been starved of them for days. I want to be something big like Doctor. No, no, don't reach for that croissant or sausage or sandwich, now (it doesn't matter, they're all interchangeable), the magazine wouldn't like that. Reach for the nail polish instead, I read last week the fumes make the urge to eat go away. And when you look in the mirror, remember that you're not painting your nails and going hungry and reading the fashion magazines like Miss IlovedCapeCodbutnowIlovebeautybecausethemagazinetoldmeso because you're dreaming. That's not dreaming. That's wishing and it's killing. Please save the world with me. Please put down the magazine that tells little girls to take the jelly off their peanut butter and jelly to save those cals and eat jelly by the spoonful. Please tell Tyra in Elle Magazine that she does not have the right to say that big is beautiful until we see the most beautiful girl who happens to be over 180 pounds win America's Top Model; Seventeen Magazine cannot tell us that every body type is perfect until I see a girl doing their "Get your flawless bikini body!" workout who doesn't dissapear when she turns sideways. I know it's just a wish, but I wish and dream at the same time that one day mirrors will be nothing but sheets of glass to shoot back a smile. And that it's Miss Eliza and Miss Alexandrie wearing a fine olive green Marc Jacobs dress and oh! what's that? Ah, those there on the neckline are the crumbs from France's finest croissant; you know, they're so buttery and flakey and good. Doctor became rich and famous because of his hemispherectomies and lobectomies and spinal cord rejuvenations, and not because of the excellent pieces of work his plastic surgeon friends did on his nose, eyes, wrinkles, stomach, oh, the models of which he saw in none other than Playboy. I really, really hope the ink spilled by mistake and society didn't mean to emaciate us. But either way, they did and it's done and now it's just you and me. We've got to be the brave ones to pick up the rag and start to clean before the magazines take over and shut down every croissant shop in France. No, we wouldn't want that. They're so buttery and flakey and good.

Facelifts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? A woman in her fifties went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift. Of course the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All of these years, everything has been working just fine I have turned the knob many times and have been very pleased with the results. But now, I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts." She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."

ALTERNATIVE to Surgery?? A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman kept tightening the knob, and the effects were wonderful, and the woman remained young-looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts ,,,,,,,She replied , well no need to ask about the goatee

The Knob.? A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your t*ts." She said, "Well, that explains the goatee."