Center Cosmetic Surgery

Worst Pick Up Line Ever?

Am I a target for bad pick up lines?!! I think this tops it off. "Who's your plastic surgeon?"

Public Comments

  1. Hey it is better than "hey want to get naked and rub up against each other?
  2. "Do you want to see big sousage" there one example
  3. How about, hey is your daddy a thief? Cause he stole the star's out of the sky and put them in your eye's(kinda cheesy isn't it) that's how it goes!
  4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GjkU5tNhG4&search=trample This guy must have had the worst.
  5. 1. "What's your sign?" 2. "Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?" 3. "You must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet." 4. "Do you have a license? Because you're driving me crazy." 5. "I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade." 6. "Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here." 7. "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers." 8. "Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas." 9. "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?" 10. "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
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