Center Cosmetic Surgery

The Knob.?

A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your t*ts." She said, "Well, that explains the goatee."

Public Comments

1. hi,well it is a good one which made my ribs tickle.You surely need a pat for this.
2. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! WOW! That was a real SCREAM!!! Here's a star for a lovely joke...
3. lmfao thats funny has heck have a star 10/10
4. heard it but still funny
5. wov fantastic joke.Best joke i've heard in my whole life.Thank you for this one.Hillarious. Please write more jokes
6. lol... the things we do for beauty
7. very good, i like it!
8. hee hee liked that a lot
9. Funny. l had a good laugh. :)
10. FUNNY!!!!hahahheehahah, because i know someone that reminds me of this joke, thanks.
11. Nice one Mick, keep them coming
12. still laughing...good un....have a star
13. its star time
14. Sexcellent.>stet.
15. hahahahahahaha Your a STAR Here's a STAR
16. Absolutely superb and I wasn't expecting the goatee.