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Will an HMO pay at least half of the surgery costs to remove an alien implant ?

It's not a complicated procedure. It's not very deep into the tissue and local antisthetic will work fine. The implants themselves are no bigger than say a large splinter. It's not that the grey's are careless about putting implants in that are easily detected by us, it's just that they know that the best thing we can do on Earth is deny it to the utmost, live a detached existance, and let events continure here excactly as THEY want. Just as they have been doing since 1954. And that's the straight skivy. But anyway's, even an out-patient surgery will be a heavy buck if it's a non-covered procedure. For all I know, they may classify this as "selective" or "cosmetic" surgery. Or they just may classify it. Man, I am funny today !

Public Comments

  1. It will probably be elective/selective surgery and will not be covered. But there's only one way to find out! Call up!
  2. HMOs are bastards. They will only pay about 20% of the cost of removing an alien implant, and that's only if you can pass the scrutiny of their "medical" (read:financial) review board. But as bad as they are, they're angels compared to the cretins who administer socialized medicine. Not only will Nationalized Health Care refuse to remove alien implants, but they will actually install UPGRADES to those implants. And you'll have to wait at least 6 months before they'll see you for a consult.
  3. They didn't pay for mine, and I had to pay full price, not the negotiated amount the insurance pays. It turned out ok in the end though, I sold the device on e-bay and made a nice profit.
  4. be carefull if you find a doctor who will take it out hes probably working for the aliens and will just reinsert it somewere else so your less likely to notice it also he would probably probe your a.s.s just for the fun of it
  5. Do a search on a Dr. Roger Leir....perhaps he can do some- thing for you....
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