Center Cosmetic Surgery

The good news is your plastic surgery went well, the bad news is __________?

Public Comments

1. you're still ugly
2. You're gunna have to pay extra
3. Your nose is on your @$$.
4. You are now a man.
5. you are now a man lol
6. they couldn't make you any better looking
7. It really didn't help.
8. we worked on the wrong part
9. You now have 3 breasts
10. .... you have skin cancer.
11. you will forever look like Meryl Streep in Death Becomes Her.
12. I didn't get geico for my car insurance
13. I didnt pull out in time so you may be pregnant.
14. The good news is your plastic surgery went well, the bad news is you now have a permanent case of Camel Toe.
15. You now look exactly like Paris Hilton
16. u are broke like a joke!!!
17. You're gonna have an ugly baby.
18. you look worse than before
19. it wasn't you
20. You now look like Dick Cheney.
21. you didn't come in for plastic surgery.
22. now you're ugly AND broke!
23. I took the implants out instead of making them bigger.
24. your a man now!
25. they were supposed to remove your appendix and you now have about 3 minutes to live.
26. you're now so cute, your Mom wants to date you.
27. your breast are amazing.......sir
28. You look like Joan Rivers.
29. I gave you someone elses nose
30. Your heart has been replaced with a baked potato.
31. you rolled over on the operating table,, but still your breasts look great- on your back~
32. the implants are now in your calves.
33. You can't show emotion for a week. @->-->-
34. your spouse ran off with a 20 year old during the procedure.
35. It is @ joke..........!!
36. your pen** is now wrong side out
37. Your ugly went deeper than we thought so its going to cost you double the original quote.
38. You now look like Mick Jagger!
39. The good news is your plastic surgery went well, The bad news is you look like hell.
40. ...the bad news is ...yer gonna` look kinda` funny when you r 74..and everything else is aging but yer boobs....or yer face...picture it.......74...cellulite, wrinkles, sagging, lines...but yer boobz r 25 yrs. old...hello....yer gonna` look like a freak...someone who is afraid of the natural process of things. with age comes: more beauty and wisdom!! celebrate age instead of paying the surgeon your hard earned money to alter it!!!...aging and luvin` it in n.s.
41. Every time you blink...you ears will wiggle....sorry can't be helped.
42. it didnt help your ugly much.
43. u look like micheal jackson
44. that u went bankrupt doing it! :)
45. you don't have enough money to pay for it
46. your still ugly on the inside. or you die 3 minutes later.
47. They gave you a second head, third nipple, and 6th finger.
48. [[its all good]]
49. The good news is your plastic surgery went well, the bad news is ... - ... have a body and face of someone of the opposite gender! sorry got my patients/operations mixed up! - though you do look very attractive like that ... fancy a meal?