Center Cosmetic Surgery

plastic surgery...?

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery." The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?" "Just rub toilet paper between them." Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?" "I don't know, but it worked for your a$$."

Public Comments

  1. lmao
  2. hahah i've heard that one.
  3. Ha Ha! Mean but funny! 10/10!
  4. even my wife found that amusing
  5. I don't get it.
  6. ...hahahahahahahahahaha
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