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How do I get plastic surgery to look like a monkey?
I've always wanted to look like a monkey and now I've got some cash I'm going for it. I want to get plastic surgery to look like an Orangutan; can one of you medical boffins tell me how the f*k I get started? I live in San Francisco. P.S. If any fruit stores or banana companies want to sponsor the op, Yes! I'm interested! But I WILL want the going rate because I reckon I'll make it onto Oprah once this sh*t's done. Course I'm frickin serious.
Public Comments
- are u freakin seriouse?!
- My wife can give you some tips, sadly she's up the tree at them moment ;-)
- First you get a picture of an orangutan, and take it to the surgeon. Tell them you want to look like the picture of the monkey and if they take themselves very serious, they may say no. If they dont, they will do it.
- Sounds to me like you're already a monkey. I guess evolution does exist. Don't waste your money...go buy a banana instead.
- Grow up and act your age. What is this suppose to do make everyone laugh, well it surely did not make me. You are one SICK INDIVIDUAL. Get a LIFE.
- why would you want to look like a monkey? Aren't you happy being the way God created you?
