Awful Plastic Surgery News
- Pictured: I chainsawed my arm off but after a 14-hour op surgeons sewed it back on Wednesday, October 8, 2008 @ 11:50AMA gardener who chopped off his arm in a freak chainsaw accident is recovering in hospital a week after surgery to save the limb.
- 5LOL Tuesday, October 7, 2008 @ 3:39AMEvery Tuesday two Enquirer sports writers will talk sports as if you were listening to them around the office. And just like in real life, no one gets to spew opinions for long. The rules of 5 Lines Or Less are anything is open for discussion, but it must be done in five lines or less.
- Simmons: Week 5 picks Friday, October 3, 2008 @ 10:45AMFrom IHOP to fantasy grudges, Bill Simmons offers a few additional matchups in his Week 5 picks.
- Latest Research on the Biology of Human Sexuality Monday, September 29, 2008 @ 10:10AMThe author of a new book on the biology of human sexuality on what makes for good couple chemistry and why we should pay attention to our instincts (and our noses) when searching for a mate or a date.
- When Life Hands You Lemons, Race Them Friday, September 26, 2008 @ 3:21PMConceived as a mock homage to the more famous race held each year in Le Mans, the 24 Hours of LeMons is a marathon of man and machine.
- Family uprooted by many surgeries Wednesday, September 24, 2008 @ 12:53PMOne surgery after another has marked the young life of 4-year-old Nora Root since the day she came into the world on Oct. 1, 2003.
- 5Top: Adorable! Cutest celebrity babies Tuesday, September 23, 2008 @ 2:08PMSuri Cruise, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Kingston Rossdale give their parents all a run for their money in the looks department.
- ‘A good pair of walking shoes’ helps local man battle cancer Saturday, September 20, 2008 @ 5:44AMThose who have integrated running and walking into their everyday lifestyle are aware of some of its benefits. Some of these benefits include weight loss, improved cardiovascular and bone health, improved mood and better overall coordination.
- Whiffy early career Hensons Thursday, September 18, 2008 @ 8:13AM Whiffy early career Hensons are turning up on the secondary market. It is unsurprising that the vendor of ‘Untitled 1985/86’ is a tad skittish and wanting to offload (see Mnemosyne, p 233, for another great pic from the same shoot). http://www.menziesartbrands.com/cgi/dmcat.cgi?rm=display_lot&item_id=149… Corrie Perkin’s report last week in The Australian (9/9/08) on the Henson child ...
- Interview: Natascha McElhone Saturday, September 13, 2008 @ 7:29PMIt was almost 9pm and the sun was setting as Martin Kelly, a gifted plastic surgeon, arrived home in Fulham, southwest London on May 20. It had been a long day: the 43-year-old specialist in facial reconstruction had spent hours in the operating theatre, attended an early-evening meeting, then dashed back to the Chelsea and Westminster hospital to check on a patient.
- Silver fox to don silver fox: Michael Douglas as Liberace Friday, September 12, 2008 @ 1:33PMMatt Damon may play his much younger chauffeur/companion
- A brave face Thursday, September 11, 2008 @ 7:45PMLife & style: Leslie Ash on undergoing cosmetic surgery, Lee Chapman and learning how to walk again
- A Face Not Even a Plastic Surgeon Could Love Thursday, September 4, 2008 @ 4:24PMPlastic surgeons are learning to spot difficult patients and then turn them away.
- The naked truth about fashion Saturday, August 30, 2008 @ 10:27AM Visual candy, albeit licorice, abounds ‘round Downtown. This has led me to consider, somewhat seriously, the notion of fashion police. Civility clothing? Good taste? Can anyone truly define good taste?
- Andrew Anthony is slow to warm to the Mercedes Coupe Wednesday, August 20, 2008 @ 5:57AM I had high hopes for the Mercedes Coupe. These hopes, it should be acknowledged, rested on nothing more tangible than the phrase "Mercedes Coupe". But in the car business, where armies of publicists are working full time to uncouple meaning from language, those two words still carry some convincingly romantic connotations. They seem to evoke evening jaunts along the Corniche of the Côte ...
- Conrad and I were betrayed Saturday, August 9, 2008 @ 3:44PMMy life was wiped out in Chicago — at least all that mattered in it. No big deal for a city that has wiped out many lives, I suppose, but my demise didn’t come at the hand of some zoot-suited mobster. Mine was a judicial murder in the Seventh Circuit US Court of Appeals.
- Movie Review: Hell Ride Friday, August 8, 2008 @ 6:18AM
- A son of a gun and a strange mission equal one howler Friday, August 8, 2008 @ 2:42AMDoes it count against you when you set out to make an awful movie and it is? It should.
- The trials and tribulations of plastic surgery Tuesday, August 5, 2008 @ 1:20AMVietNamNet Bridge - Not happy with your nose? Receding hairline? Pot belly? You name your self-perceived defect and you will find a corrective cosmetic procedure that will "fix" it for you. Many are prepared to travel great lengths, literally, to change their flaws and improve their self-esteem.
- BLISTER Friday, July 25, 2008 @ 2:52PMWhat is this odd absence? A ringing echo between the ears, a puff of hot air where the heart used to be, that awful pain that magically appears in the syntactic transaction between the words “dry” and “socket.”
- Tell-tale Thomas Monday, July 21, 2008 @ 12:15AMSINGAPORE: Meeting Thomas Ong was like a silly adolescent dream come true. Except, it came about 15 years too late. In the ’90s, the actor — tall, suave and broody (read: “Oh my god, he’s so cool!”) — was many a teenage girl’s Prince Charming.
- Local doctors disagree as Cheryl Tiegs denies plastic surgery Tuesday, July 15, 2008 @ 1:25PMBotox once, but nothing else, the former supermodel says.
- This just in: Adolescence sucks Monday, July 14, 2008 @ 1:49PMA new study shows that adolescent girls are stressed, insecure and anxious. What else is new?
- Family Struggles After Memorial Day Accident Monday, July 7, 2008 @ 7:53AMPictued above is the Hadaway family. Two-year-old Jared, in the green cap, was involved in a tragic lawn mower accident on Memorial Day when he was accidentally ran over. Jared is currently at Scottish Rite in Atlanta.
- True Heroes: Wounded U.S. Soldiers Discuss Their Experiences In Iraq Friday, June 27, 2008 @ 8:15AMWho: U.S. soldiers and their plastic surgeons, members of the American Society of Plastic Surgeons (ASPS) What: In response to the many requests the ASPS has received from reporters wanting to speak with soldiers wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan, the ASPS has identified soldiers and the plastic surgeons who have helped them in their recovery.
- Rachel Mosteller: Take Me To Your Leader Tuesday, June 10, 2008 @ 1:21PMWhat do the writer Ariel Meadow Stallings, Shutdown Day 2008 and the term "Internet Sabbath" have in common? They all want you to turn off...
- David avoids mobiles after tumour surgery Wednesday, June 4, 2008 @ 5:43PMDavid Smith cannot close his eyes, he can barely smile and muscle from his leg now sits in his face allowing him some form of facial movement.
- How the car-mad Clarksons gave the world the Paddington Bear doll Saturday, May 31, 2008 @ 3:21PMEarly married life is never easy, but when you marry an accident-prone, 24-year-old, mad, car nut, it’s damn near impossible.
- Confessions of former idol Clay Aiken Wednesday, May 28, 2008 @ 10:10PMHe’s had four Top 5 albums on the Billboard charts, but Clay Aiken still can’t shake off his days as the geek on American Idol. “I think to some extent in the United States, you don’t really shed that Idol tag,” he said over the phone from Los Angeles.
- WWE News: Ashley Massaro Featured On Awful Plastic Surgery, Hardys Top Triple H Again, Meet Melina Thursday, May 22, 2008 @ 3:42PM-- In light of some Ashley Massaro fans saying that the escort scandal is a case of mistaken identity and that the person allegedly involved is not the WWE Diva, Awful Plastic Surgery decided to take one of their theories to task.
- Speidi: Heidi, Spencer talk about sudden fame Monday, May 12, 2008 @ 3:52PMThe tabloid world -- led by the magazine Us Weekly, along with the paradigm-exploding Web sites TMZ and Perezhilton.com -- is simultaneously bursting and flat.
- Dog mauled terrified West Denton tot Monday, May 12, 2008 @ 6:52AMA FOUR-YEAR-OLD girl may have to have plastic surgery after she was bitten by a dog.
- Save the independent midwife Thursday, May 8, 2008 @ 4:48AMI am a mother of three who managed, after a protracted fight with the NHS, to have a wonderful, inspiring, uplifting birth with a private independent midwife at home. I am not a nutter.
- The Gospel According to Dolly Parton Tuesday, May 6, 2008 @ 7:06PMOn the defiantly trashy and tremendously appealing queen of country-pop cheesecake (By Rob Harvilla)
- Displaced Passions Thursday, April 24, 2008 @ 4:23PMAn article by Sarah Kerr from The New York Review of Books, May 15, 2008
- The evil future is now: Semen detection kits Friday, April 18, 2008 @ 7:27AMIndulge your worst fears, violate others -- all for less than $50.
- Plastic Surgeons Play Pivotal Role In War Injury Research Friday, April 18, 2008 @ 3:16AMMembers of the American Society of Plastic Surgeons (ASPS) will play a pivotal role over the next five years developing groundbreaking therapies to better treat U.S. soldiers critically injured in Iraq and Afghanistan. The U.S.
- My body, my choice, my art project? Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 3:34PMA college student repeatedly impregnated herself, induced -- and filmed -- miscarriages and used the resulting blood (and footage) as materials in her senior art project.
- My beautiful mommy Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 1:18PMA new kids book about plastic surgery tries to explain why Mommy went to the doctor and came back with a new nose.
- Petr Cech could be back playing for Chelsea in only two weeks after operation Tuesday, April 8, 2008 @ 8:21PMPetr Cech is optimistic that he will not miss the rest of the season and the European Championships this summer. The Chelsea and Czech Republic goalkeeper is recuperating from the serious facial injury he suffered in a training-ground incident with Tal Ben-Haim, the defender, on Sunday.
- Cech will wear face mask with helmet Tuesday, April 8, 2008 @ 6:04PM Petr Cech insisted yesterday that it was possible he could be back in action in two weeks – despite having 50 stitches inserted into a face wound and undergoing plastic surgery after accidentally being kicked in the head by his team-mate Tal Ben Haim.
- Cech optimistic for swift return after surgery Tuesday, April 8, 2008 @ 10:35AMCech optimistic for swift return by England
- CECH OPTIMISTIC FOR SWIFT RETURN Tuesday, April 8, 2008 @ 10:30AMChelsea goalkeeper Petr Cech has played down fears he could miss the rest of the season - and even miss Euro 2008.
- Cech optimistic about a swift return Tuesday, April 8, 2008 @ 10:29AMChelsea goalkeeper Petr Cech has played down fears he could miss the rest of the season - and even miss Euro 2008. The 25-year-old suffered his second serious facial injury in the space of two years in a training-ground clash with team-mate Tal Ben-Haim on Sunday.
- Television - Health Friday, March 28, 2008 @ 1:00AMChurch leaders are calling for more compassion and understanding from society to help the poorest New Zealanders.
- Television - Health Wednesday, March 26, 2008 @ 2:30AMFive years ago a Palmerston North man had an accident at work that changed his life.
- How to Survive in New York on 99 Cents Tuesday, March 25, 2008 @ 10:46PMStand back, Gourmet Garage. There?s a new chef in town, and he?s a skinflint, a pennypincher, a cheapskate and then some.
- Television - Health Tuesday, March 25, 2008 @ 4:45PMThe government agency charged with ensuring the food we eat is safe believes it has recovered nearly all of the suspect Coromandel Peninsula honey that poisoned consumers.
- Television - Health Tuesday, March 25, 2008 @ 2:30PMIf you are a parent, you are probably familiar with TV guilt - not how much you are watching, but how much your child is watching.
- A new form of BYOB Tuesday, March 25, 2008 @ 11:55AMAn online video game encourages girls as young as 9 to adopt their own "bimbo," supply her with diet pills and give her boobs a boost.